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Jagex does textures!

09 May 2008 by Mushroom Queen

I find this to be very exciting, even though I don’t play the game anymore. Jagex are finally getting with the times and realising that, yes, they do need to do something about the graphics. Now, it’s not really possible to push Runescape a step higher in terms of introducing higher polygon models, but this is a great start. What made Runescape look so..cheap.. were the block-like textures on the trees, ground, et cetera. If you haven’t already seen from the site, here is the difference:

I don’t have to tell you which one is the “before” and “after”. It’s a significant improvement. Along with that, the ability to play the game in full screen mode? Amazing. It almost makes me want to resubscribe, except for the fact that their choices in altering the game play don’t make things worth it.

This new project to update the graphics will do more than just make the game look pretty. By being able to play in a full screen mode, you will have high resolution images to work with. It’s so much better than the limited space offered currently. It’ll also bring more of a believable environment to Runescape. Being able to identify and feel a part of the Runescape world does depend on how the game is presented. I never really identified with any place in Runescape looking “pretty”. The prettiest place I saw was a church in Port Sarim where sunlight was shining through the stained glass window (cheers to whoever modeled that).  Now, the entire game will feel more like an experience.

The only obstacle in Jagex’s way (in terms of appearance of the game) is sound. They really need to get up to date with new ways to make small, but realistic game sounds. After that, Runescape will definitely still have a solid and viable future.

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Let’s rock out to… Runescape?

02 April 2008 by Mushroom Queen

In my spare time, I really enjoy looking at the feedback on the RSBANDBUpdate! podcast page on iTunes. Expecting to see a list of podcasts when I typed “Runescape” into the search engine, I noticed that there were songs for purchase by a certain artist named “Bubsa”. It had to have been a mistake, but song titles like “Varrock, Varrock” and “Hit Me With Your Abby Whip” definitely solidified my biggest fear– that someone actually made a musical album dedicated to Runescape.

Nervously, I decided to listen to a few of the samples to see whether or not someone did this as a complete joke or if they had some modicum of talent along with an insane obsession with Runescape. Let me say this here and now: it was completely entertaining. All of the songs are parodies of hit songs like (”Dance With Me” by Justin Timberlake, “Bohemian Rhapsody” Queen, just to name a few). The album is obviously a joke on the various aspects of Runescape and it does have a weird charm about it.

The album isn’t just merely a joke though, despite its silly lyrics and rather lewd cover photo (NSFW, or if you’re scared of seeing an almost completely nude male dancing in a crowded pub). For every song purchase made, Bubsa has vowed to donate the proceeds to a range of charities. He is not only willing to subject the world to his mediocre singing skills, he even goes so far as to run nude in the London Marathon. What a guy!

I probably missed the clue train on this since he’s been known quite well for over a year, my excuse is that I never visit Tip.it. Either way, I think I would prefer listening to this over the garbage MIDI songs that Jagex seem to put out by the dozen.

Sources:

RuneScape Reloaded - Parodies for RuneScape (available at the iTunes store).

Tip.it forum topic (apparently Bubsa got banned for having “changed” and being not nice to other members of the forum).

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Oh, sweet death.

21 January 2008 by Mushroom Queen

Good old emo attention-grabbing title, eh? Well, I’ve been thinking about the various ways which games deal with the event of the character’s death. I’ve realised that different games want you to learn different things from dying. The old-fashioned DOS games would give you a few lives and put you back to the beginning (or to a save-point) upon death, but these days, death is a more different, especially in MMO’s. There are two lessons that various games want you to learn from dying. They either want you to lose items/experience from it and teach you that there’s risk to the game -or- they want you to learn the game through relatively mild consequences that help you learn by trial and error.  Let’s look at a few of the death consequences of the more popular MMO games:

Runescape: You lose all, but1-3 (depending on whether or not you’re skulled) of your items if you do not have a gravestone. Dying in Runescape is truly frustrating. I remember my first major death when my game lagged and I was training. I lost a Zammy kite and pirate hat, plus a good deal of other good stuff. If you aren’t a rich player, it takes a lot to get back what you lost and each time you die, you feel less and less into what you’re doing.

Tibia:  Tibia is a game very similar to Runescape in its design, graphics, and overall game play.  Dying is bit different in this game, however. In Tibia, when you die you lose a small bit of experience and you also have the chance of losing items. However, seldom does a player ever lose his equipment. Like Runescape, you’re teleported out of danger and sent to your home area.

Guild Wars:  When you die, your character is sent to the nearest respawn area which is guarded by an NPC to prevent monsters from attacking you in that area. The only catch to dying in Guild Wars is that you accumulate something called a Death Penalty (DP). The DP is a percentage that increases if you continuously die and only decreases when you or your party fights without any deaths. Basically what it does is limit your hitpoints in proportion to the percentage of the DP, preventing you from charging back into areas over and over with full hitpoints.

World of Warcraft: WoW has a very straightforward death system. When you die, you walk back to your corpse from a graveyard as a ghost (so, you can’t fight anything along the way), and respawn with half of your health. The “gotcha” part of this is if you die in an area infested with monsters that you cannot kill on your own. Your choice then is to fight and die or run. Most people know that running is not an easy option like it is in Runescape. Monsters follow you for quite a ways before leaving you alone. In cases where death is imminent, the game does not punish you for choosing it. When you’re sent to the graveyard, you have the chance to be “healed” by the Spirit Healer, saving you from the walk to your body (but, you do get 25% of your armour’s durability taken away).

Runescape and Tibia have deaths that are oriented to losing items or experience, but they take you completely out of danger when you die. Granted, in Runescape you’re really not that grateful for being in Lumbridge.  Tibia’s idea of death is actually pretty interesting. You run the risk of losing things, but not anything that’s too hard to replace (like armour). You do, however, lose some experience from dying.

Guild Wars and WoW have slightly more complex ways of dealing with death. They want you to go back and try to finish the fight, but you need to be hindered in some way for your past mistake. What I consider to be most beneficial is that you do not risk losing items or experience. Both of the games focus more on the problem at hand, rather than punishing the character for getting himself in a trap.

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One step in the right direction.

21 December 2007 by Mushroom Queen

Just because I don’t play RS any more doesn’t mean I can’t have suggestions for it. With that said, I thought of an idea that would really work well with Runescape, providing Jagex can actually do it right. Multiple characters.

How it would work:

Your main account name (in my case, Extremewench) would be reserved along with your character. So, both the account name and the character name are reserved. Then, you’d have the choice to make another character of any name you wish, providing it’s not someone else’s character/account name. Upon login, you’ll be allowed to select which character you want to play with.

Why should Jagex do this:

Since Jagex have introduced draconian measures to deal with RWIT (real world item trading), people can’t trade their items to another account. I find this to be plainly wrong. Why shouldn’t people be allowed to have different characters? Why shouldn’t they be allowed to experience Runescape in a different way by being a mage, ranger, or a skill pure. By giving paying members the chance to make more than one character, they can satisfy the desire of players to be able to have multiple characters without being disadvantaged by the new RWIT rules. There could be one central bank (with more bank space than previously) that interacts with all characters on an account. Things like quest items will not show up for characters that have not done the required quest, but everything else will remain.

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Done.

10 December 2007 by Mushroom Queen

I’m not going to write a big long rant about how unhappy I am with the new changes to Runescape, I think I said all I wanted to say by cancelling my membership and quitting the game. I’ll stay around to help with the Christmas event, but then I’m fully done.

In more exciting news, I’m moving my interest over to my xbox. Creepy and I played Halo today and I didn’t suck as much as I did a few days ago. If this keeps improving, I definitely won’t miss RS. I will still be helping to design and work with RuneWire.

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Mr. Stormy– Professional Model

08 December 2007 by Mushroom Queen

Buy your own RuneHQ thong today! (don’t forget to get your dog a top as well!)

Funny RuneHQ news entry on their website from 2004.

RuneHQ is written for Microsoft Internet Explorer. We support only MSIE. We could care less about Netscape, Firefox, Mozilla or any other browsers you care to use.

If things don’t work and you are not using MSIE or if the site does not look good on your browser that is not IE, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF, WE DON’T CARE and we won’t support your issue. Post about it and we find out your not using MSIE, expect to get a warning or banned if you keep complaining.

Don’t complain, don’t ask and learn to live with it. This decision will never ever change as long as Weezyrowe and I own this site. We REFUSE to code this site for any other browser! If you don’t like this decision, then, See Ya Later, we could care less!!! Actually, we wish some of you complaining babies that complain about everthing would leave!

The next person to tell us about another browser is likely to get banned! I am tired of people telling me something on the site does not work or the site looks like crap only to find out your using Netscape, Mozilla or Firefox or some other off the wall browser. IF YOU TRY TO USE ANY BROWSER OTHER THAN MICROSOFT INTERNET EXPLORER ON RUNEHQ, YOU ARE ON YOU OWN! Message me via pm/MSN or any other message medium including email, and mention any browser other than IE and I guarentee you you will be blocked permanently from contacting me!

~MrStormy~

YES, MEIN FÜHRER, I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT WEBSITE DESIGN ISSUES EVER AGAIN. *kicks heels together* HEIL!

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The Sandwich Lady

05 December 2007 by Mushroom Queen

I wish I had one irl. I love sandwiches.

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Runescape Depression.

28 November 2007 by Mushroom Queen

The players depress me even more each day.

She replied with “r u being sarcastic?” and I told her that childhood malnutrition is not a joking matter. Horrid wench.

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My first 1k in Runescape.

21 November 2007 by Mushroom Queen

Luthas’ Banana Plantation

Thank-you, Luthas.

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Assistance and Blond Keyboards

05 November 2007 by Mushroom Queen

So! The assist system came out today. I really like the idea of it and it completely came out of nowhere. It’s clear that Jagex sees that there is a disparity between lower-level and higher-level players and they’re finally doing something about it. Rewarding players for helping each other isn’t new to gaming, many MMO games have some sort of system or quest designed for players to rely on each other and it’s about time Runescape added something like this. The only way I can see this being misused is by people who are über-newbies who think that “assist” means they can ask normal players for FREE GP PLZ.

I hope they add info about the assist system to Tutorial Island as well, if they haven’t already. It’s something that can be great as long as people can work together.

Blond Keyboards

Yes, in Russia, a keyboard specifically made for blondes have emerged on store shelves.

Each function key has a little description on it about what to do and the ESC key simply says “No!” on it. It can be yours for only 16 EUR (about 25 USD). Is this thing pointless, or what? Read more about it here.

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