Topic of the week
If you were kidnapped and forced to listen to one of these following songs on loop for 36 hours in a windowless cell, which would you choose?
Is it just me, or does “Dschingis Khan” look like a homosexual version of V from V for Vendetta? I just thought I’d note this.. ever since I first saw this video a few years ago, that guy periodically appears in my nightmares in the form of a soul-devouring gay court jester. Seriously, no human male should be able to bust dance moves like that.
*Inserts gun into mouth* This video makes Europeans look like a bunch of dumbfucks. Yes, I just insulted myself. On a slightly funnier note, the singer of this song has Tourette Syndrome. (Btw, this video speaks the truth. The only way you would ever get three attractive women to watch you play WC3 custom maps would be if you hired paid actresses to sit beside you looking interested. Hell, I’m sure I could manage it–if the price were right.)
You know. I don’t have much to say about this other than this: If I hadn’t read this singer’s Wikipedia entry, I would have assumed that she went on to acquire her future income by starring as Riff Raff in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Or at least in Labirynth as Jareth.
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November 1st, 2008 at 12:20 am
I shouldn’t have watched the videos after reading your first sentence, but I did anyways :’(
November 1st, 2008 at 10:44 am
I’m sure there are some people in the world who enjoy watching these videos…
… Who the hell am I kidding.
November 5th, 2008 at 9:19 am
The first video makes me ask WTF. The second…Interesting…The 3rd I know that one well. Seen the video it’s not too bad. Kim Wilde would probably make a good Jareth if they remade labyrinth.
November 18th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
I enjoyed all three.
Number one was interesting, not a particularly pleasurable way of spending my time…but it wasn’t bad.
Two I know well, and I saw a chick playing at a two day lan party just last weekend. When we do our lan parties at school we usually get a girl or two…not a large number, but they exist. Watching dota? Not sure…I don’t find watching dota very interesting…so I think you’d have to pay someone anyway to watch WC3, girl or guy.
Last one, it was okay. The song is good.
I think you need to watch less youtube personally. Your probably getting gay jesters in your dreams just from overloading your brain with crappy videos off of youtube.