Topic of the week

If you were kidnapped and forced to listen to one of these following songs on loop for 36 hours in a windowless cell, which would you choose?

Is it just me, or does “Dschingis Khan” look like a homosexual version of V from V for Vendetta? I just thought I’d note this.. ever since I first saw this video a few years ago, that guy periodically appears in my nightmares in the form of a soul-devouring gay court jester. Seriously, no human male should be able to bust dance moves like that.

*Inserts gun into mouth* This video makes Europeans look like a bunch of dumbfucks. Yes, I just insulted myself. On a slightly funnier note, the singer of this song has Tourette Syndrome. (Btw, this video speaks the truth. The only way you would ever get three attractive women to watch you play WC3 custom maps would be if you hired paid actresses to sit beside you looking interested. Hell, I’m sure I could manage it–if the price were right.)

You know. I don’t have much to say about this other than this: If I hadn’t read this singer’s Wikipedia entry, I would have assumed that she went on to acquire her future income by starring as Riff Raff in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Or at least in Labirynth as Jareth.