Halo 3 from the perspective of..

..someone who heavily enjoys unicorns and sunshine. There exists a short period of time in each day that my younger brother does not plant himself in front of the television with a controller in his hands. During this time, I managed to sneak in about an hour of Halo 3 time. So, what do I think of the game? Well, there are good things about it.In the beginning, there was absolutely enchanting looking forest with rays of sunlight..and serene rivers. I stopped to take it all in when, out of nowhere, some idiot moron blurts out “This is gonna take some doing, Chief!” I turn to see a SQUADRON of annoying people around me. I mean, tsh, where did they all come from? Sure, it didn’t help that I went to fix myself a sandwich during some boring intro cut scene, but come now.

Well now I feel like I have to toughen up and play by the rules. So I walk myself over across some river for an “EV somethingorother” and some weird alien things start firing at me. I’m sitting here wondering where on earth the deer and happy bunny rabbits are and here’s this weird looking army of crazy people shooting green lasers at me! People stood in line for this game?? After 15 minutes of walking around alongside some deep-voiced vulture-shaped guy, I realised that the entire game was going to be like this and I shut off the xbox.

Why can’t they just make Halo 2.7? A Halo where I can walk around and not be bothered by weird things?